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Friday, January 11, 2013

T-Shirt


This is a nice picture about young man and a pretty lady!
HK Snob

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Positions of Love-making


 

Loving making is a way to keep your partner pleased, and at same time keep you young and energetic…
 
As this was invested by god, I would wonder how the first man and first woman know how to make this kind of act when there is no one teaching them!
 
I am sure those Sexologist has the answers but not me.

Well, some of the HK men and woman had less then 2.3 times love making a month.
 
HK is classified one of the top ten richest cities in Asia, but the sex fulfillment likely the last ranked in Asia… Why?

Because HK people have no fun at all, they are money minded; mostly I should say but of course not all. They have to work hard or they will be forced to leave the company, they have financial burden especially the middle class and the grass-root class. Their houses are usually small; they can even hear the people in their neighborer who may be yelling and longing for the next orgasm making love at night…
 
Well, try to open yourself and try the many ways and positions of love–making, it make bring you a younger look, make you feel lighter, happier. But if your sex partner is a fans of the old missionary position. Well keep do that position with her without trying something absurb or you wil be suspected!  And keep your energy with some other Civilized and liberated women outside!
 
HK Snob

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Monday, June 25, 2012

Sex Survey of Singaporeans

2012 Durex Sex Survey has unearthed some surprising findings: 17% of locals fantasize about seeing their partners perform a strip dance, while 16%desire a threesome.
 
Singaporeans aren't alone in their lusty desires. Engaging in a threesome is the most common sexual desire in the world with an average of one in five wanting to give it a go.
 
South Americans top the list with 25% wanting to experience it, followed by the Europeans at 21%, Americans at 20%, and individuals from Asia and The Pacific at 18%. 
 
When asked what method they would use to enhance their sex lives, 24% of Singaporeans said they would use a sex toy, while 11% choose to engage in role-playing.

 
Other survey results found the following:
• 66%of Singaporeans are satisfied with the current sex lives
• 25% say they are very satisfied
• 10% say they are extremely satisfied
• 20% said they would like to discuss with their partners on ways to improve their sex lives
• 47% said that a healthy sex life makes them a b et ter husband, wife or partner
• 40%  said a healthy sex life can bring good health and relieve stress Across Asia, Indonesia fared the best with 89% saying they are sexually satisfied, while while Hong Kong ranked in the worst at 56%
 
Director of Professional Mindworks Center Karen Ong said that the human curiosity and exposure have led people to experiment sexually. She added that although many said they would like to try a threesome, not many would actually attempt it
HK Snob

Article was sent from Singapore Snob to me..

Saturday, May 26, 2012

F***ing

1.  F***ing once a week is good for your health but harmful if done every day.

2. F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind and body.

3. F***ing refreshes you.

4. After f***ing don't eat too much; go for more liquids.

5. Try to do f***ing in bed because it can save you valuable energy.

6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol level.


7. You don't share the F***ing tool with other as it is not hygienic.


8. Ask your family members to join the F***ing as it may improve the relationship!

anyway, FASTING* is good for your health

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Be Strong, I love you, too!

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 12 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He instructs the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bath room. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain... do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he get s angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!" His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. "Be strong honey. I love you, too!" HK Snob

Croc Show

John walks into a bar with a pet crocodile by his side. He puts the crocodile up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. 'I'll make you a deal. I'll open this crocodile's mouth and place my manhood inside. Then the croc will close his mouth for one minute. 'Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.' The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his Johnson and related parts in the crocodile's open mouth. The croc closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the crocodile hard on the top of its head. The croc opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered, and the first of his free drinks were delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer. 'I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try.' A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A Blonde woman timidly spoke up......... 'I'll try it - Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle!' HK Snob

Monday, April 16, 2012

One Night Stand partner Demands too Much Sex

Exhausted man cries for help from balcony and calls police after his one night stand partner demands too much sex.

A desperate man got more than he bargained for when he embarked on a one night stand.

He was forced to escape onto a balcony before cal ling police for back-up after his new-found lover refused to let him go - because she wanted more sex.  The 43-year-old struck up a relationship with the woman, who is four years older than him, in a bar in Munich, Germany on Monday night.  

The man was forced to escape onto a balcony and call police for back up after his lover demanded more sex.

According to German news site The Province, she took him back to her apartment where they had sex several times.

But when the woman demanded more, the exhausted man said no.

A police spokesman said: 'He complied with the woman's wishes another few times so he could finally leave the apartment.

'But when she continued to refuse and demanded even more sex from him, he fled to the balcony and alerted the police.'

If that wasn't enough, when officers arrived she even tried to lure them into her den. 

She is now facing possible charges of sexual assault and illegal restraint.

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

I had one like this Before

There was a man drinking in the bar, who then picked up a sophisticated lady...

They were both in need of themselves and went to nearby motel whereby they could make love.


After rounds of sex, the lady lied on the man’s shoulders caressing his penis…said, “ I miss it!”

The man said, “Do you want one more time?

She said “Once, I had one like this before!”